IF you don't know your anklebiters from your sprogs
, or struggle to tell an ousel-cock from a ruddock, there's a new phrase book that might help.
In her own inimitable style, Babette Cole has produced a book which could prove as useful for children as it is for their exasperated parents: The Sprog
Owner's Manual (Or How Kids Work) (Jonathan Cape.
Sfremt hverken den primre eller sekundre leverandr kan levere sprogtolkeydelser p det sprog
, som er ndvendigt, har udbyder frit valg mellem valg af leverandr p markedet.
You can't say the same for every straight, married couple who sprog
up for reasons that include boredom, biology or booze.
The model has been keeping in shape in the run-up to having her sprog
with husband Kieran Hayler by power walking and jogging with personal trainer Louise Glover.
30pm) NATALIE Cassidy knows only too well how hard it is to bring up a sprog
- and the actress and new mum has age and experience on her side.
The latest is Geri Halliwell's sprog
SURELY there can be no more unedifying sight than the arrival of guests with piles of expensive presents for the baby of parents who can probably well afford as many goodies as they could ever want for their already spoilt little sprog
Chloe Green took to Twitter to gush over her boyfriend Marc Anthony - after rumours hit the web that the couple had split.
then crushed the resurgent Matthew Stevens last time out.
WE hear a lot about the excesses of celebs and their offspring, so it was great to learn superstar singer Gwen Stefani's idea of heaven isn't a jewel-encrusted mobile or a toy shop opening at midnight to let her splash her cash on her spoiled sprog
The description of Jesus as a sprog
and good egg is an insult to God and the Christian faith.
And did any African decision-maker bother asking if she intends quitting touring, recording albums and starring in duff movies long enough to look after sprog
The knowledge that the sprog
is only going to throw up over their designer babygrow and will be out of the top-of-the-range pram in a year means they're lucky if they get anything new at all.
The Welshman rattled in a break of 130 against Milkins, further evidence of what superb nick he is in, and although Stevens will prove a tougher opponent Sprog
should be too good.