and impassioned as ever, one of the UK's most beloved and thinnest acts offers some suggestions, with his usual notoriously high joke- and-rant-per-minute rate.
female Asiatic cheetah cub, discovered during a police raid on a smugglers' hideout in Tehran, has been transferred to Pardisan Park research center, which will become its permanent home.
The two actors are now a far cry from their days as scrawny
kids, playing super heroes in the now defunct television series 'Super Inggo'.
The two "scrawny
" invaders were caught red-handed by Ross Doherty in his home in Hartburn, Stockton.
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"Arms as scrawny
as an old woman's" Ex-Tory minister Ann Widdecombe's unflattering description of the Duchess of Cambridge "I can't imagine how you build a career, never mind an empire, on that" Sex And The City star Kim Cattrall does not understand the obsession with the Kardashians "When I first went to America, they thought I was Australian and I got quite insulted by that.
At the time I was just a scrawny
kid with a big mouth from just outside of New York City; the type of kid who would look up big words in the dictionary, then use them to prove to the other kids just how smart I was.
To paraphrase the late comedian Bill Hicks, I'd be far happier tightening my belt if it could be wrapped around the Chancellor's scrawny
I was only scrawny
. could looked younger than I "He took his right arm off and he had gone up my skirt into my knickers.
It was without doubt the saddest specimen I have ever seen, scrawny
in the middle with shiny, stumpy branches.
"You looked amazing, you haven't altered a bit, apart from the scrawny
neck of course." - An unnamed relative's text to actress Maureen Lipman after the actress had been on TV.
Thousands of feral foxes - some 20,000 in London alone, it's estimated - are presently roaming the streets of our towns and cities.
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11-year-old Tommie acts on a dare when she approaches 54-year-old David and asks for a cigarette.
One Bernese Mountain Dog kept by Ishii, 43, weighed just seven kilograms (15 pounds) -- a sixth of what it should have, said the official in Osaka, adding all the animals were "very scrawny