Some of those clothes may be a little snug but if I stop eating rice for a week (along with the occasional multi-grain bagel schmeared
with low-fat cream cheese) and take three Spinning classes instead of two, the clothes will glide along my silhouette like Johnson's Baby Oil.
Here are some rarer examples, all of which are acceptable in international Scrabble: SCHLUMPED, SCHMEARED
, SCHMEERED, SCHNORRED, SCRAICHED, SCRAIGHED, SCRAUGHED, SCRITCHED, SCROOCHED, SCROWDGED, SQUINCHED, SQUOOSHED, THRUTCHED
Even though 1) he asked for butter and 2) his receipt said "butter,'' the bagel was schmeared
Cheeses are being soaked, rubbed, schmeared
and washed, making their rinds just as interesting and appealing as what's inside.
Concerning Kelly Brownell's policy proposals, he writes, "Nowhere in all this talk of taxing fat food do we hear a single good word for the blessing of chocolate, the balm of chicken soup, or the comfort of a nicely schmeared
bagel." Though Klein quit smoking while writing Cigarettes Are Sublime, he apparently does not plan to slim down anytime soon.