Waiters offered to lift Darren up the 13 steps to the hotel reception, but he weighs 15 stone and jerks around
Nystagmus occurs when the eye involuntarily jerks around
, causing the person to feel that the world is "wiggling.
The issues lie with the third-person action sequences, which are hurt by a wild camera that jerks around
like it's being punched by an invisible fist.
Best described as, 'Rock Chick Meets Punk at a 1950s Littlewoods' Mail Order Catalogue photo shoot' - the admittedly athletic dance, jerks around
the stage looking like a low-budget Rap video.
Half-pirate, half-Highlander, fully-epileptic, he jerks around
the stage in a manner which suggests he definitely has something under his kilt.