This is a great free resource for businesses like ours; it just takes some time to get good at it," Cris Honkie
, owner of Honkie
's Ace Hardware in Webb City, Mo.
hopeless President waging war, "fighting for peace" sending State Secretary to Israel, the moon, China, Acapulco, hopeless the Dutch boy standing with his finger in the dyke, the energy crisis, the protein crisis 1990, the Folklore Crisis, the Aboriginal Crisis, the Honkie
crisis, the old Nazi crisis, the Arab crisis, the Chrysophrase Crisis, Tungsten, the crisis in Panama, Brazil, Uruguay, Argentina, Chile, Peru, Bolivia, Venezuela, Santo Domingo, Haiti, Cuba, Florida, Alabama, Texas, New Jersey, New York, East 10th Street, the Crisis in San Juan Capistrano, the Oil-spill in Bolinas Bay, Santa Barbara's tar tide, the crisis of the Loch Ness Monster & the Dublin Bomb Crisis, all hopeless.
And, Sugar-Ditch if all of this wasn't ruinous enough, you got a legion of young white angels going crazy over you painting their faces tan, over berry black and calling themselves The Sugar-Stomping Honkie
Bears, and they are trying to imitate your every turn twist, shake, fling, hop, bop, at breakneck speed.