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The first "oh, crap!" goal can be pretty modest, say $500.

Life Is Crap creates all their own designs on high-quality apparel for men, women and even babies!

The message has been well and truly heard with Sam Jordison, co-author of Crap Towns Returns, replying: "I am more than happy to rise to the challenge and come to Nuneaton.

Now we can move on from leftie multicultural crap. Bring back red arrows, Shakespeare and the Stones!" He later said that images of the CND badge and a tribute Alan to the NHS left him wondering why 'left-wing politics was creeping into the opening ceremony'.

During some of the more dire performances he'd utter an almost pitiful: "Yam totally crap, yam am."

By "crap" he meant "they are low-budget British days out which a lot of people enjoy".

Peter Vallone wins 2010 "King of Queens Crap" award for overdevelopment of Astoria [Queens Crap]

Gerald Ratner (right) who once famously described his products as "total crap," knows a thing or two about bouncing back frombusiness failure.

If they are playing crap, I tell them they are playing crap.

Take a crap and bring one of these in, you'll get through it in one turd.

Back in the late 1960s, Neil Postman wrote extensively about how educational quality and a healthy democracy were dependent on each citizen having a highly sensitive "shockproof crap detector in their survival kit." In fact, Postman delivered a paper at the 1969 National Council of Teachers of English annual conference, entitled, "Bulls#@t and the Art of Crap-Detection."

Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott has denied a report he called US President George Bush "crap" and "a cowboy".

He writes, "in 2003, we spent nearly $8 trillion on all kinds of crap. That's right, trillion.

From overwhelming 'green crap' to candid assessments of bad style ("I have this horrible vision: it's day one of Alexander Solzhenitsyn's exile in America, and this is where they put him up."), Interior Desecrations is a winning commentary on poor taste.

"But when it starts getting, 'Oh, we need a space for us to hang out,' it's crap. Just come down [to] the pub and have a few beers with us."