The first "oh, crap
!" goal can be pretty modest, say $500.
Life Is Crap
creates all their own designs on high-quality apparel for men, women and even babies!
The message has been well and truly heard with Sam Jordison, co-author of Crap
Towns Returns, replying: "I am more than happy to rise to the challenge and come to Nuneaton.
Now we can move on from leftie multicultural crap
. Bring back red arrows, Shakespeare and the Stones!" He later said that images of the CND badge and a tribute Alan to the NHS left him wondering why 'left-wing politics was creeping into the opening ceremony'.
During some of the more dire performances he'd utter an almost pitiful: "Yam totally crap
, yam am."
" he meant "they are low-budget British days out which a lot of people enjoy".
Peter Vallone wins 2010 "King of Queens Crap
" award for overdevelopment of Astoria [Queens Crap]
Gerald Ratner (right) who once famously described his products as "total crap
," knows a thing or two about bouncing back frombusiness failure.
If they are playing crap
, I tell them they are playing crap
Take a crap
and bring one of these in, you'll get through it in one turd.
Back in the late 1960s, Neil Postman wrote extensively about how educational quality and a healthy democracy were dependent on each citizen having a highly sensitive "shockproof crap
detector in their survival kit." In fact, Postman delivered a paper at the 1969 National Council of Teachers of English annual conference, entitled, "Bulls#@t and the Art of Crap-Detection."
Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott has denied a report he called US President George Bush "crap
" and "a cowboy".
He writes, "in 2003, we spent nearly $8 trillion on all kinds of crap
. That's right, trillion.
From overwhelming 'green crap
' to candid assessments of bad style ("I have this horrible vision: it's day one of Alexander Solzhenitsyn's exile in America, and this is where they put him up."), Interior Desecrations is a winning commentary on poor taste.
"But when it starts getting, 'Oh, we need a space for us to hang out,' it's crap
. Just come down [to] the pub and have a few beers with us."