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You do get your alkies but you also have those with a bit of money," he said.

They end up mad alkies and wanting to fight and get in trouble.

Cadoxton Alkies have repeatedly thrown away the chance to win Wednesday Division One and did so again when they slumped to 5-0 defeat against British Gas.

If the junkies have their methadone and the alkies their new livers, why deny the fat ones their surgery?

There were no surprises in Division One, with Culver Rovers and Cadoxton Alkies still battling it out for the title.

Too right they should and I'd put the fatties right at the top of that list because their refusal to do anything about their weight currently costs the health service TWICE as much as that spent on alkies and druggies.

Convincing wins for Culver Rovers and Cadoxton Alkies see little change at the top of Wednesday Division One, while bottom side The Quins picked up a handy point against Baybridge.

There is also clear evidence that the sooner the children are removed, permanently, the better chance they have not only of living a happier, safer life but of not becoming deadbeat druggies or alkies themselves.

Why are ill people like me punished when junkies and alkies get everything?

Kids not old enough to go in pubs, aggressive louts, sad old alkies and young toffs on their way heowm.

CULVER Rovers look all set to lift the Wednesday title as The Alkies went down 5-0 to Bluebirds.

I feel as strongly about these obese people as I do about alkies and junkies.

However, you are such the trendsetter - only needing to nip out for milk in some western nick-knack for the entire nation to don cowboy boots and lacy skirts - my fear is that up and down the country, smart young girls are chucking their perfectly decent boyfriends to take up with crackheads and alkies.

CULVER Rovers continue to keep up the gallop in Wednesday Division One and lead Cadoxton Alkies by two points as both sides recorded comfortable victories in their latest matches.

I am not an alkie because alkies get pissed and lie about in gutters.