I would pray to Father Christmas asking why my chums got bikes and peddle cars when I only got fruit and monkey nuts
and a measly coin.
Blair Drummond Safari Park manager Gary Gilmour said: "We had some monkey nuts
inside the pumpkins and they kept trying to run away with them.
Peanuts in UK and Asia are more commonly called groundnuts or monkey nuts
INGREDIENTS: 300g carrots, peeled 300g parsnips, peeled 150g small turnips, peeled 1 red onion 300g butternut squash, peeled and deseeded 100g roasted monkey nuts
16 chestnuts 1tbsp Balsamic vinegar 175g lentils 1 litre vegetable stock 1 clove of garlic, peeled 1 sprig thyme 1 measure black whisky/dry sherry 1tsp grain mustard 100ml olive oil 30g butter 1 /2tsp of granulated sugar
I DON'T know whether to buy monkey nuts
or put up a Christmas tree I'm that confused with all the advertising
A tin of biscuits turned out to be a can of sweet crackers, and a jar of monkey nuts
was full of peanuts.
Make a loop at one end so that it looks like a kebab skewer, then push on as many monkey nuts
as you can.
John Gordon Sinclair, Lorraine McIntosh and John Michie delivered deadpan laughs as regularly as monkey nuts
Sally has a problem, Chas has a secret, Daphne has ambition, Jamie has a tip-off, and Liz has toes like monkey nuts
And yet, if you're still hoovering up the monkey nuts
and dreading the cost of the fireworks, I envy you.
I''ve eaten many a pound of monkey nuts
on the way back, throwing the shells away so my dad wouldn''t know.
It's worth a shilling; would buy a penn'orth of monkey nuts
12 times over; or mint imperials.
For this salad of Cauliflower, Sprouting Broccoli and Roasted Monkey nuts
, take one small cauliflower cut into small florets, stems discarded; one good-sized bunch of sprouting broccoli and 110g monkey nuts
Each day, he sets up red squirrel feeding stations, leaving out monkey nuts
Although traditional skills can still be found - I particularly liked Louise Jones's brilliant topographical drawing in pen and ink in Brazilian Stories, for instance - it's probably fair to say that digital media, as represented by Janet Woolley's awardwinning montage Monkey Nuts
, now seem to predominate.