Applying this logic to the movie itself, it's fair to conclude that while Aleksander Bach's directing debut is indeed the junky, incoherent shoot-'em-up we feared it might be, to dismiss it as just another late-August studio craptacular
doesn't quite do it justice.
Burns Part 2," I thought I noticed another new variation of crap when Burns claims to have been "wallowing in [his] own crapulence." I assmned this to have been an invention of the writers, who in other episodes have coined great words like craptacular and ape-poopy.
And I trust that my work is, at the very least, a crap-tastic piece of craperoo--or, dare I hope?--a craptacular crapapalooza.