toilet paper

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a soft thin absorbent paper for use in toilets

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Then asswipe here started the barn on fire when he was supposed to be flamethrowing the ducks," says Brad.
For my part," the pancake guy says, "I doubt very much that you were either an asswipe or a dick, nor do you strike me as the type of boy inclined to freak, although far be it from me to contradict your friend, and in fact why don't I just mind my own business before one of you opts to kill me, not that I'd blame you.
I bet it was those asswipes on SWAT," I say, furious.