HAVE A HANG-UNDER A great New Year's Eve doesn't have to mean you start the year in a darkened room feeling squiffy
Then they get squiffy
on champagne and rose wine, fortify themselves with cocktail sausages and decamp to the enclosures, leaving the whole lot out in plain view, safe in the knowledge that pilfering is just not cricket.
Sharp was enough of a draw for me, frankly, what with the prospect of plenty of his trademark sleazy cheese--and he didn't disappoint, kicking off with the 80s classic "every hole's a goal" before getting squiffy
on Buck's Fizz (he's teetotal), staring intently at Powell's boobs and thoughtfully inquiring: "Jenny, do you want me to squeeze your lemon?
Want to ensure you're not squiffy
at the end of the night?
Part of the joke is that here is Johnny Depp, one of the most beautiful men in the world, and the girls find his man servant, who has a squiffy
eye and scars all over his head, irresistible.
Asked about what he was going to tell his fans regarding the charges against him, the saucereyed and squiffy
singer yells: "I'm gonna say I Feel Good, Sex Machine, Papa's Got A Brand New Bag," before getting up and doing a few unsteady hip thrusts into the camera and shouting "Hello Ted
A survey in 1950 found more than 80 being bandied around the country including buck fisted, cack handed, caggy, corrie fisted, gibble fisted, keck fisted, keggy, squiffy
, skiffle handed, scrammy handed and southpaw.
Millionaire dads like David Cameron and Chancellor George Osborne think it's a bit squiffy
that chaps like them get child benefit when, frankly, it is already jolly hard spending all the money they've got without getting another cheque courtesy of the UK taxpayer.
A: To be honest, the biggest thrill is that it's live and therefore whenever something goes slightly squiffy
you have to roll with it, and I enjoy that.
I didn't have time to learn the lines so I wrote them on the back of a brandy bottle and played a completely squiffy
fairy," she says.
This is racing doing its altruistic thing, raising money for a good cause by getting a motley bunch of jockeys, trainers, bookmakers, hard-core punters and hacks together in the same room, encouraging them to argue violently among themselves and getting them so squiffy
that they put lots of banknotes (used, non-sequential) in envelopes.
Major- General Sir Guy Salisbury-Jones - or Sir Squiffy
, to the boys - planted a monster vineyard down in Hampshire and, at last, the nation was re-plonkified.
Then it was time to emerge, blinking and slightly squiffy
, into the daylight and rain.
Richard Madeley would be great fun to hang out with on Boxing Day, getting squiffy
on Harvey's Bristol Cream.
In the hot seat tonight, handsome Freddie Flintoff - who's rather handsome - faces tough questioning from his old pal Piers about cricket, pedalos and presumably what it was like to bowl up to Downing Street a bit squiffy