And in the blue corner, all the way from Whickham, Gateshead, the undisputed champ, 63-year-old AC/DC fan Peter, the self-confessed grump
It's an astute observation and one that aspiring GRUMPS should take as vindication for joining our band of brothers.
Of course The Grump
wasn't too pleased but it was driving me crazy trying to keep it clean.
So imagine my surprise when I was told that old Grump
has a soft, gooey side after all.
I get and The Grump
is such a good driver, I've always trusted him completely - reading the car pointing wrong the paper, putting on make-up, texting friends and chatting on my mobile while I was being driven around A bit like Lady Penelope without the pink sports car.
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The only time The Grump
noticed my efforts to make myself beautiful was back in the '80s when we went on a romantic weekend for our wedding anniversary.
Now we may never know what other style masterpieces this unassuming Aran cardigan-wearing old grump
has in his back catalogue.
He may be an old grump
, thinking, just don't bother me.
IHADonly just returned from a girls' weekend away when my husband the Grump
fancied a little break, and we really didn't expect too much when we booked a coach trip to the seaside for pounds 129 each at short notice.
It goes without saying that many face each challenge with a grump
'n' huff and often refuse to acknowledge the fact that, if they miss one job, the whole system falls apart.
Mark Addy plays Sgt John Rook, an overweight, old-fashioned grump
with a dodgy disciplinary record whose idea of ambition is to find a way to get early retirement on medical grounds.
She was a total grump
," whispers a first-class traveller.
He was known as a neighborhood grump
who cursed at neighbors and yelled at children and neighborhood pets, according to neighbors.
BIG BROTHER grump
Jason gave the Big Brother reunion a miss - to chat up girls in a pub.