In winning, Beattie, who is set to take up a scholarship in America, knocked 49 seconds off his previous best 5k time while Dunce
improved his best by 23 seconds.
LEADING RESULTS - Men: 1 N Swinburn (Morp) 50:18; 2 J Bowness (Traff) 51:19; 3 M Fenwick (TyneBr) 51:24; 4 M Brown (Salf) 51:27; 5 S Stead (Kesw) 51:46; 6 C Steele (Bord) 51:57; 7 I Quinn (Barrow) 52:01; 8 J Walker (Giffnock) 52:20; 9 M Walsh (Ellen) 52:25; 10 F Brodie (TyneBr) 53:13; 11 J Dunce
(TyneBr) 53:31; 12 T Dercan (Derwent) 53:54; 13 T Scott (TyneBr) 53:55; 14 M Hornsby (DurC) 53:58; 15 P Graves (DHRns) 54:00.
ON THE ROAD Luke Wilkinson, Duncan Dunce
and Shaun Taggert will cycle hundreds of miles
Participants were forced to don dunce
caps and endure other humiliating punishments when they committed such infractions as speaking to the teacher without first being spoken to.
In the other, sloppy teaching is enhanced by the non-consensual public exclamation of numerical dunce
The disjunction between gallery refinement and naked dunce
, exacerbated by several comical little lights and candles and by the slathered-on paint, produced a conflicted rhetoric of styles.
The sots, wearing the traditional short jacket, tights, bells, and dunce
cap of the fool, also introduced acrobatics and farcical humor into the sketches.
His opposition to classical studies led in the Renaissance to the use of his name (Duns, Dunse, or Dunce
) for a pedantic sophist incapable of real learning, and thence to the current meaning of dunce
After an exemplary minute's silence at 11am, Fenwick and teammates Finn Brodie and James Dunce
, together with Adrian Bailes (Birtley) and last weekend's Norman Woodcock winner Tadele Geremew (Elswick), were quickly at the head of affairs and by half way - reached in 16:05 - the group were around 100 metres clear of the chasing pack.
Miliband branded the Prime Minister "the Dunce
of Downing Street" for selling of Royal Mail for PS3billion.
If only they would wait their turn, he's deaf but not a dunce
ZOE regained her crown as Strictly Come Dancing favourite last night - as dance-floor dunce
Fiona Phillips was booted off.
The runners up were THE CLOWN JEWELS from David Turvey of Marston Green and RIVER DUNCE
from Mr M Wilson of Halesowen.
The vision of a mentally disabled patient dressed as a ghost with a skeleton mask, or of a couple in a dunce
, hat and clown suit holding hands on a wide lawn under a dark somber sky, looks like Grimm's fairy tales.