No matter how many posh lunches Camilla attends, no matter how much she tries to copy Princess Diana's style by staying in the same hotel and wearing similar outfits, no matter how many royal flunkies she has at her side, the fact is that in comparison with the late Princess, Camilla IS and will remain as dull as ditchwater
It's dull as ditchwater
and as an old-fashioned forward it makes me want to weep.
MAY be dull as ditchwater
, but if Ziggy hates him, he must be OK.
Spain are a serious step up from Japan, Azerbaijan, Costa Rica, Libya and Luxembourg, while the 0-0 draw with Italy was apparently as dull as ditchwater
DES Lynam has revealed why he REALLY quit Countdown - he found the job dull as ditchwater
THE good folk of Yorkshire and Lancashire might be excited about tonight's Origin match at the JJB Stadium, but from a betting point of view it is as dull as ditchwater
Bob Wilson also looks on his last legs, Andy Townsend is as dull as ditchwater
and puts viewers on edge with his skewed nose, while Gazza acts like he drinks ten bottles of Newcastle Brown Ale before he comes on air.
Her husband is as dull as ditchwater
but that doesn't mean she can have mine.
A little patent on Hills' Threesomes could provide a bit of fun in a tournament that looks as dull as ditchwater
Well, it was actually a weekend, but it felt like two months, because even though the scenery is undeniably beautiful, the country is as dull as ditchwater