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Drag queen Divine won the contest hands down by eating a real dog turd - an act that pre-empted reality TV wannabes.
Just think, if it wasn't for all those other fantastic distractions when I was a kid - raiding gardens for tumshies, chapping doors and running away, setting fire to a paper bag with a dog turd inside it and leaving it on an old dear's doorstep so she'd unwittingly stamp it out with her foot - I could have been a Wimbledon champ.
HARD luck to the bloke who bought the novelty dog turd at Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne's garage sale at the weekend.
I was going to send you a dog turd through the post but I could never have brought myself to lick the envelope.
If Croke Park chiefs insist on showing less respect to their elite hurlers and footballers than they would to a dog turd, the big names are entitled to take the battle to the sewers.
You could put a spray-painted dog turd on it, put the word "vintage" next to it, and people would be clamouring for it like crazed pensioners at a jumble sale.
Is it good luck when you skid on a dog turd and fall head-first into an open sewer?
Lola the incontinent bulldog christens the house(series 1, episode 2) and Ozzy declares: 'I live in an eight million dollar dog turd
Jim McLean # David Beckham walks into the dressing room at Real Madrid holding a dog turd in his hand and says to teammate Ronaldo: 'Look what I nearly stood in
In a stiff breeze that carried a hint of sewage, we gingerly pitched camp between dog turd and used syringes.
We don't lock ourselves into our homes at night on account of being scared witless we might come across a stray dog turd, or a carelessly chucked chip wrapper.
She said: "While walking the short distance from my home to a recent council meeting I counted 19 dog turds.
The so-called elite, who are nothing but common dog turds from your front lawn are shaking in their boots because there is a new Sheriff coming to town, and the end to their corruption of the American people (YOU) is at hand
There are serious discussions about orienteering at night using astronomical principles, both ancient and modern, but an equal emphasis on knowledge gleaned from farmers, folklore, and Gooley's years of observation, including such nuggets as noticing that increased presence of dog turds means that human habitation is ahead.