Sadly, it looks as if the only way that Celtic will get to keep the lad is if he is crocked
, so you can almost see the memo from Celts management to John Hartson: "Next time Craig is round at your house, could you drop your Player of the Year award on his foot?
Scott will take the crocked
Andy Goram's place for the Scottish Cup replay at Aber- deen on Tuesday.
The Scotland international, on loan at Burnley after his move from Aberdeen to Sunderland turned sour, was crocked
during Tuesday night's 1-0 Carling Cup victory over Fulham.
Celtic midfielder revealed how his life is ruled by fear and superstition.
HEARTS boss Csaba Laszlo hopes several of his crocked
stars will be back in training this week ahead of Saturday's home clash with St Mirren.
Hamann, filling in for the crocked
England midfielder, was lucky to escape a straight red card after a horrific foul on Norwich's Damien Francis.
ANGRY Gary Bollan has blasted claims he is crocked
after being snubbed by Hearts because of fears over his fitness.
A SCOTS MP has been crocked
playing football in Bosnia.
Burley was crocked
in the Hoops' damaging 1-0 defeat at St Johnstone yesterday.