Footage of thousands of students from Right-On Community College somewhere in the West Midlands enjoying a day off just because Miss Beardie-Leftie, head of Advanced Mandarin and Cooking with Lentils, couldn't be arsed
to walk the 45 yards from her front door to the campus entrance on the advice of health and safety jobsworths.
FERGUSON: 'That's your fault - couldn't be arsed
- shut your f *** g mouth.
Hear'say's Kym Marsh couldn't be arsed
to show up so the band used a doll of her instead - and, yes, the doll did have a better voice.
And then when I got famous, I couldn't be arsed
to stay skinny any more.