Hitler had a small rodent perched under his nose while Mussolini was as bald as a coot
, proving that you can be a fascist scumbag regardless of how much hair you have, and where you choose to wear it.
Blokes tend to fall into one of two categories - those who don't give a hoot about being bald as a coot
and those who shed a tear for every falling follicle.
Now aged 50, Taylor is as bald as a coot
- but he still writes and plays songs to die for.
According to Duncan Smith, the PM's barnet looks like "teased Weetabix" and he, too, will soon be bald as a coot
And screen stars Bruce Willis, Star Trek's Patrick Stewart and 007 heartthrob Sean Connery are all as bald as a coot