THE first leg was as dull as ditchwater
and there is every chance of a repeat when Chelsea host Olympiakos for a place in the quarter-finals this evening.
I know that Mark Fowler is as dull as ditchwater
but I still hold a torch for Tucker Jenkins.
Its believability factor consistently hovered around the zero mark; its attention to detail was no better; it could only have crammed in more cliches if it had taken out some of the banal stereotypes; and, least forgivable of all, it was as dull as ditchwater
that had had all the fascinating pond-life filtered out.
Spain are a serious step up from Japan, Azerbaijan, Costa Rica, Libya and Luxembourg, while the 0-0 draw with Italy was apparently as dull as ditchwater
THE good folk of Yorkshire and Lancashire might be excited about tonight's Origin match at the JJB Stadium, but from a betting point of view it is as dull as ditchwater
Bob Wilson also looks on his last legs, Andy Townsend is as dull as ditchwater
and puts viewers on edge with his skewed nose, while Gazza acts like he drinks ten bottles of Newcastle Brown Ale before he comes on air.