As for the Scott Brown and El Hadji Diouf "tit for tat" stuff, I'd say it was more tit for twat
All of this made Jordan to Tweet, she wrote: "desperate little wanna be TWAT
who cant get storys right lol.
It was some twat
in an office somewhere with more time on his or her hands than they know what to do with.
He said of Rodgers: "He's a twat
but I mean he's so convincing, like I mean he convinced me, he's said listen, you're 95 per cent that you're gonna get a good return on this.
Stevo weren't able to explain it properly but he made like he didn't have no wheels & unlike that twat
Eustache, he'd decided 2 take the train rather than lord it up in somebody else's drive.
I think he avoided me for a couple of days, probably thinking who's this fat bald twat
I've got to work with.
But the worst part was that it contained this joke: Question: What's the useless piece of skin around a twat
FOR every 100 people who think Jeff Stelling is terrific I reckon there are at least 10 who reckon the Gillette Soccer Saturday presenter is a twat
He was in an episode of the League of Gentlemen and he thanked us for casting him because he was sick of being offered roles that made him look like a miserable twat
You have to get the balance between your festival fashion and not being a twat
about what you wear, because if you get wet it is so miserable," KT said.
It's quite liberating to be made a twat
of in front of that amount of people.
And after 18 years of faithful service, you deserve better than a voicemail from some London-based twat
telling you that you're dumped.
I'm such an English middle-class twat
people think I'm a character act.
DON'T worry if you haven't yet seen Calum Elliot making a complete twat
of himself in front of the camera - here's all you have to do, folks.
And despite the mantle of amiable upper-class twat
he wears so well he's a shrewd cookie.