The millionaire and billionaire carbon sasquatches descended on Copenhagen from their private jets, limos, and yachts to prescribe carbon austerity for the rest of us, who, in comparison, have carbon footprints of Chipmunks and ants.
The carbon sasquatches are aided by legions of carbon hogs, the global "civil servants" of the UN, the IMF, the World Bank, the European Commission, and environmental NGOs, who, thanks to the taxpayers' purse, enjoy a perpetual "moveable feast," flitting from one world-saving summit to the next: Rio, Vienna, Kyoto, Geneva, Bonn, Bali, Davos, etc.
While many of the sasquatches and hogs are still gnashing their teeth at the failure to secure a binding climate agreement at Copenhagen, many of us carbon Chipmunks and ants are still celebrating having "dodged the bullet.
More Sasquatches have been sighted than "Chicken Soup for the Soul" books have been published.
Finally, given that Sasquatches have been sighted since at least 1830, isn't it a tad odd that not a single body has been found?