Programme 3 on Sunday includes Coldplay's promo for Panic and short animated films about a teenage lardass
called Vinny Gusto and Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde .
So you've memorized the scene in "Stand By Me" where Lardass
Hogan chugs castor oil and blows blueberry revenge all over his small-town
He might be sitting there in his padded chair with his padded midriff resting on the oak desk - but nobody dares call him lardass
I suppose a bit of research at lunchtime outside the chippy where a few lardass
teenagers and their mums put them straight, in between stemming a roll and chips into their faces.
AFTER Johnny Vegas, whose claim to fame is being straight man to a woolly monkey, took a pop at Sir Cliff Richard - - you know, the guy who's just been voted into the UK Music Hall of Fame - by cracking a feeble joke about him committing suicide on his yacht, we hear Cliff is thinking of reworking an old hit specially for him: Move It, Lardass