He also rented "Stand By Me" to see if he could pick up any techniques from Lardass
- "though hopefully not the puking.
He might be sitting there in his padded chair with his padded midriff resting on the oak desk - but nobody dares call him lardass
I suppose a bit of research at lunchtime outside the chippy where a few lardass
teenagers and their mums put them straight, in between stemming a roll and chips into their faces.
AFTER Johnny Vegas, whose claim to fame is being straight man to a woolly monkey, took a pop at Sir Cliff Richard - - you know, the guy who's just been voted into the UK Music Hall of Fame - by cracking a feeble joke about him committing suicide on his yacht, we hear Cliff is thinking of reworking an old hit specially for him: Move It, Lardass
However, Katie was obviously trying to prepare us for the enormous main courses that would have satisfied the appetite of even the biggest American lardass