Mr Lockley," bellowed the exasperated chap down the blower, "there is no
Grand Wizard, there are no burning crosses, there are no secret handshakes.
The father-of-two - real name Michael Weiner - was outraged when his name was included on last month's Home Office list of "undesirables" alongside an ex-Ku Klux Klan
grand wizard and a Hezbollah militant.
Hamas MP Yunis Al-Astal, Jewish extremist Mike Guzovsky, former Ku Klux Klan
grand wizard Stephen Donald Black and neo-Nazi Erich Gliebe were also on the list.
All of them to someone called
Grand Wizard in Texas.
The cast of characters -- actually mostly individuals without any true character -- is a pack of poor angry wretches who are starved for attention, including former KKK
Grand Wizard, convicted felon and candidate for Congress David Duke.
However, her first two foals were none too encouraging, with the Grand Lodge colt
Grand Wizard, a 48,000gns Tattersalls October yearling, showing little talent.
Senate campaign of Louisiana state legislator Woody Jenkins, paid former Ku Klux Klan
Grand Wizard and notorious white supremacist David Duke $82,000 for his mailing list.
Ian Wooldridge seems to have elected himself as the
Grand Wizard of the White Feather clan with a series of repellent diatribes, originally aimed at the Chelsea footballers who opted not to go to Israel.
The movement's highest officer - Louisiana-based Thomas Robb,
Grand Wizard of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, has been on Aussie TV to claim it has recruited many members.
Cartman,
grand wizard of the Kingdom of Kupa Keep (yes, the KKK), invites you on a quest to recover the titular stick from a tribe of elves, led by Kyle and Stan.
Duke, who served as
Grand Wizard of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan in the 1970s, appealed against the decision, which was however upheld by Venice administrative court.
Home Secretary Jacqui Smith had put ex-KKK
Grand Wizard Don Black on a blacklist of extremists but Mr Griffin urged her to let him in.
World-class DJs
Grand Wizard Theodore and DJ P will provide the entertaining music as the participants compete for cash prizes in the two-day event.
Home Secretary Jacqui Smith last week put former KKK
grand wizard Stephen "Don" Black on a blacklist of "extremists".
A MIDLAND candidate in the European elections has shared a platform with a former
grand wizard of the Ku Klux Klan who is banned from Britain.