I was about to sit back down when Dead-Eye
grabbed my arm and pointed out in the lake.
Candy Miller has been crowned the world's oldest darts player by the Guinness Book of Records - at the age of 91.
That defensive strength, coupled with Evans's dead-eye
kicking, makes the Londoners worth a bet with a five-point start against a Bayonne team who have lost their way a little after a promising start.
Glasgow went in front with an angled penalty by dead-eye
Gregor, who then repeated the feat from the same spot to give his team a useful cushion after 11 minutes.
But make it clear you're treating it all light-heartedly though and it's him you want - not Dead-Eye
Glasgow were not to be knocked off their stride, however, and dead-eye
Hayes thumped over his fifth penalty to put his side out of reach.
The Bruins had so many opportunities for offensive rebounds because they were an uncharacteristically poor shooting team in the first half - particularly their two dead-eye
3-point shooters, Jason Kapono and Billy Knight.
The scene where he free-associates about the weirdness of human hair while giving a crew cut to a boy immersed in a Dead-Eye
Western comic book evokes all the latent terror of barbershops.
Callard added his fifth conversion on the trot.
And any prospect of a Gunners fightback was ruled out when dead-eye
Jones added a penalty - then converted an opportunist score by South African Stefan Terblanche.
So Odom carved up the Lakers with swift drives and dead-eye
shooting, and six more precocious Clippers scored in double figures as they converted 56.
The Whitehill keeper will be bang in the middle of dead-eye
Celt Pierre van Hooijdonk's sights when they clash at Easter Road on Sunday.
goal-kicker Chris Paterson provides a reliable option - and Lions coach Ian McGeechan knows how valuable a points machine can be in South Africa after Neil Jenkins' exploits in 1997.
Dave has become one of the most sought after coaches in sport, especially since Wilkinson's remarkable rise to fame and fortune.
The other option is to call in Burke, an experienced campaigner and dead-eye